Conformity and Feral Children | SCHIZO.FM

As I walked through Waitrose, on my way to pick up some organic humus, I was blocked by some university students draped in the Palestinian flag. Next, I went to Harrods for gold-covered figs and started crying over the split milk. In an attempt to cheer myself up, onward I went to the National Gallery, only to find it closed due to an unexpected assault from a can of soup.